Hello, honourable S-Heads,
I hope this message finds you well.
Today marks a new era for the world. After years of creating, building, destroying, recreating, giving up, re-recreating, and polishing the perfect sport, I am proud to announce the Aces of Soccer League.
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Every week, our fierce players face each other in arenas spread across the globe, all in the name of sportsmanship and, of course, cable rights. Since we want to bring you only the best of the best, our seasons will last just one week. I guess players will just have to endure this intense schedule. From Monday to Friday, we hold the group stages. On Saturday comes the Super Clash, where the season champion is crowned. On Sunday, we rest, but you, S-Heads, get to work! Work by voting for the changes you want to see in the next season, which will take place the following week. We hope our altruistic efforts with absolutely no interest in profits or cable rights bring you joy.
With my dearest welcomes, warmest hugs, and deepest kisses,
xOxO,
